Blogging Slump

I have hit it. I have hit it all too soon. This blogging slump. Maybe it is because I have so much on my plate at the moment... or maybe its because I am just plain and simple... not inspired. I guess I have a lot to learn from those who are good at writing entertaining things for me to read each day. There is is a time (that being now)when we must fess up to the fact that... that person will never be me! I am thinking of what would best fill this page. Would it be free associating with words or perhaps ink blots left for your interpretation... Maybe some poetry that I wrote when I went through that faze of writing... Or maybe some words of wisdom from my friend Jack Handy. These all seem like reasonable solutions ... I'll stick with that.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

~Jack Handy

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

~Jack Handy